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[nixa]

PHP kôd:

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/ 


http://cobaia.net/2010/09/top-funny-...code-comments/


Ajde ubacite ovde neke vaše.

[japan]

nije komentar, vise frust ocajnika, posle ko zna koliko debagovanja - u bazi nekog slovenackog sw-a sam naisao na polje "ne me jebat"

[3banchi]

PHP kôd:

/* This is a stupid class that I wrote under duress. */
    /* I apologize to all affected.*/ 

// forget everything from school -- you are programmer //

// Everything is shamelessly stolen and rewritten.
    // Feel the consequences of GPL ;-) 


A ovo nije komentar ali je vrhunski napisan kod:

Once I had a junior programmer writing VB code that needed to know the day of the week. He decided to write his own code, and read something like:

PHP kôd:

if (day = 1) or (day = 8) or (day = 15) or (day = 22) or (day = 29) then
 weekday = "Monday"
 elseif (day = 2) or (day = 9) or (day = 16) or (day = 23) or (day = 30) then
 weekday = "Tuesday" 


...Trying to be educational I asked him for his opinion about his own code, and he said that he would simply modify it every month.

[jablan]

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1...er-encountered

Moj favorit:

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

[nixa]

@jablane taj link je u originalnom tekstu

[DejanVesic]

Evo jednog za Adobe PSD format, odnosno parsiranje :-)

[DejanVesic]

A evo još nekoliko koje dajem kao primer studentima

// Magic. Do not touch.

/* You are not meant to understand this */

// drunk, fix later

return 1; # returns 1

// I'm sorry. 
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. 
// I am not responsible of this code. 
// They made me write it, against my will.

/* 
 * You may think you know what the following code does. 
 * But you don't. Trust me. 
 * Fiddle with it, and you'll spend many a sleepless 
 * night cursing the moment you thought you'd be clever 
 * enough to "optimize" the code below. 
 * Now close this file and go play with something else. 
 */

[razno]

meni je ovo jako

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

[ljtruba]

If you are actually reading this, you need a life

[xippi]

meni je jedan od omiljenih onaj iz blanko wordpress fajla

<? //silence is golden ?>

a da... i meebo.com koji u sorsu ima oglas za posao