12. 09. 2007. | #1 |
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LOL moment
citam OCW u slobodno vreme i to nesto za baze podataka:
http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/Electrical...Home/index.htm u jednom Assignment-u u kome se koristi neki pomocni java program pise: Kôd:
Please submit (friendly!) bug reports. When you do, please try to include: A description of the bug. A .java file we can drop in the src/simpledb/test directory, compile, and run. A .txt file with the data that reproduces the bug. We should be able to convert it to a .dat file using PageEncoder. If you are the first person to report a particular bug in the code, we will give you a candy bar! moze ovo moment u moments pa da trpamo smesne dev related stvari ovde Poslednja izmena od kodi : 12. 09. 2007. u 18:05. |
12. 09. 2007. | #2 |
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Ah ti developeri. Malo offtopic, svojevremeno smo na es-u trazili rec "****" u linux kernelu. Ne zelis da znas koliko puta se ista ponavljala
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12. 09. 2007. | #3 |
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^^^^^ dobra ideja
Kôd:
[misko@bird linux-2.6.10]@ grep -r **** * Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don't see why, please stay the **** away from my code. arch/i386/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really ****ed PST tables. arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/* Some BIOS's are ****ed and don't set all MTRRs the same! */ arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c: /* Why the **** did they have to change this? */ arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* **** me plenty */ arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow ****in' up. */ arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c: * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and **** up bus arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A ****ing mess... arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No ****ing way dude... */ arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't try to access arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't try to access arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't try to access arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't even give the arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c: * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ... Don't try to access arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c: * ****ing with the memory controller because it needs to know the drivers/net/macsonic.c: **** did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and **** up the programming interface drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _****ing_ hot... */ drivers/net/b44.c: /* ??? What the **** is the purpose of the interrupt mask drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on **** up color? drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it's managed to **** things up one step further.. drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I ****ing pedantic or what? */ drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP ****s things up. drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Be careful, we could really get ****ed during synchronous drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP ****s things up. drivers/scsi/esp.c: * phase things. We don't want to **** directly with drivers/scsi/esp.c: /* Be careful, we could really get ****ed during synchronous drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c: registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from ****ing drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically ****ed by design, and getting this driver fs/jffs/intrep.c: don't **** up. This is why we have include/asm-parisc/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone ****ed up and we'd dead-lock include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't **** with this */ include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly ****er. */ include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly ****er. */ include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you **** with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \ lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds ****ed it up :-) net/core/netfilter.c: /* James M doesn't say **** enough. */ net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: * Alexey is a ****ing genius? net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the ****ing 'basic' method). net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: * Alexey is a ****ing genius? sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are ****ed up. [-: sound/oss/opl3.c: * What the **** is going on here? We leave junk in the beginning Poslednja izmena od misk0 : 12. 09. 2007. u 20:33. |
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A i windoze ne zaostaje:
http://www.elitesecurity.org/t43043-0#284007 Citat:
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13. 09. 2007. | #5 |
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haahaha!! uzasno dobro! ^_^
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13. 09. 2007. | #6 |
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Meni to nije preterano LOL-astichno, vishe iskazuje isfrustriranost nego smisao za humor. Od open-source softvera najbolje komentare ima stari Netscape kod (imate gomilu citata na Steve Yegge-ovom sajtu).
Lichno sam se najvishe chudio (i nervirao) oko koda koji su radili likovi iz velike game-dev kompanije (da ne navodim imena): stvari tipa "#define RINGDINGDONGDINGALING 1", "int BossMadeMeDoIt()" i josh gomila "interesantnih" deklaracija za koje ti onda treba celi dan da protumachish chemu uopshte sluzhe. |
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