LOL moment

[kodi]

citam OCW u slobodno vreme i to nesto za baze podataka:

http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/Electrical...Home/index.htm

u jednom Assignment-u u kome se koristi neki pomocni java program pise:

Please submit (friendly!) bug reports. When you do, please try to include:

A description of the bug.
A .java file we can drop in the src/simpledb/test directory, compile, and run.
A .txt file with the data that reproduces the bug. We should be able to convert it to a .dat file using PageEncoder.

If you are the first person to report a particular bug in the code, we will give you a candy bar!

moze ovo moment u moments pa da trpamo smesne dev related stvari ovde

[dinke]

Ah ti developeri. Malo offtopic, svojevremeno smo na es-u trazili rec "****" u linux kernelu. Ne zelis da znas koliko puta se ista ponavljala

[misk0]

^^^^^ dobra ideja

[misko@bird linux-2.6.10]@ grep -r **** *
Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don't see why, please stay the **** away from my code.
arch/i386/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really ****ed PST tables.
arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS's are ****ed and don't set all MTRRs the same!  */
arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c:            /* Why the **** did they have to change this? */
arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:    /* **** me plenty */
arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:        /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow ****in' up. */
arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:    * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and **** up bus
arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A ****ing mess...
arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No ****ing way dude... */
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:        * IOC3 is ****ed ****ed beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:         * ****ing with the memory controller because it needs to know the
drivers/net/macsonic.c:    **** did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed
drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and **** up the programming interface
drivers/net/sunhme.c:           /* This card is _****ing_ hot... */
drivers/net/b44.c:      /* ??? What the **** is the purpose of the interrupt mask
drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                                       BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on **** up color?
drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c:   * brain-damage, it's managed to **** things up one step further..
drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I ****ing pedantic or what? */
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP ****s things up.
drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:                /* Be careful, we could really get ****ed during synchronous
drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP ****s things up.
drivers/scsi/esp.c:      * phase things.  We don't want to **** directly with
drivers/scsi/esp.c:             /* Be careful, we could really get ****ed during synchronous
drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:         registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from ****ing
drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically ****ed by design, and getting this driver
fs/jffs/intrep.c:                  don't **** up. This is why we have 
include/asm-parisc/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone ****ed up and we'd dead-lock
include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't **** with this */
include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h:      /* Ugly, ugly ****er. */
include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h:       /* Ugly, ugly ****er. */
include/asm-sparc64/system.h:   /* If you **** with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */  \
lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds ****ed it up :-)
net/core/netfilter.c:           /* James M doesn't say **** enough. */
net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a ****ing genius?
net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the ****ing 'basic' method).
net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a ****ing genius?
sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are ****ed up. [-:
sound/oss/opl3.c:        * What the **** is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning

*bold sam stavio za meni najdraze

[dinke]

A i windoze ne zaostaje:

http://www.elitesecurity.org/t43043-0#284007

grep -ir **** windows_2000_source_code/*

private/shell/applets/welcome/html/webapp.cpp: // HighContrast mode
is turned on. This totally ****s our style sheet as most of it will
private/shell/shell32/copy.c:// want to **** with.
private/shell/shell32/util.cpp:// the ****ing alpha cpp compiler
seems to **** up the goddam type "LPITEMIDLIST", so to work
private/shell/shell32/util.cpp:// around the ****ing peice of ****
compiler we pass the last param as an void *instead of a LPITEMIDLIST
private/shell/shell32/util.h:// the ****ing alpha cpp compiler seems
to **** up the goddam type "LPITEMIDLIST", so to work
private/shell/shell32/util.h:// around the ****ing peice of ****
compiler we pass the last param as an LPVOID instead of a
LPITEMIDLIST
private/windbg64/debugger/tl/remote/shell/windbgrm .c: // The user
****ed up
private/windows/media/avi/verinfo.16/verinfo.h: * !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING
SO ****S THE BUILD PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
private/windows/shell/control/midi/map.c: // !!!this is ****ed if a
map goes to multiple physical devices



grep -ir " ****" windows_2000_source_code/*

private/inet/wininet/urlcache/conman.cxx:// BUGBUG - DON'T DO THIS
****.
private/shell/ext/netplwiz/mnddlg.cpp: // this ****'s read only
private/shell/win16/commctrl/ctl3d.c: // Some ugly **** goin' on
here!
private/windows/media/avi/avicap/capdib.c: // Holy ****, couldn't
change formats, time to punt!
private/windows/media/avi/avicap.16/capdib.c: // Holy ****, couldn't
change formats, time to punt!
private/windows/media/avi/avicap.io/capdib.c: // Holy ****, couldn't
change formats, time to punt!
private/windows/media/avi/msrle/rle.c: // lets do some majic **** so
the compiler generates "good" code.

[dootzky]

haahaha!! uzasno dobro! ^_^

[bNasty]

Meni to nije preterano LOL-astichno, vishe iskazuje isfrustriranost nego smisao za humor. Od open-source softvera najbolje komentare ima stari Netscape kod (imate gomilu citata na Steve Yegge-ovom sajtu).

Lichno sam se najvishe chudio (i nervirao) oko koda koji su radili likovi iz velike game-dev kompanije (da ne navodim imena):
stvari tipa "#define RINGDINGDONGDINGALING 1", "int BossMadeMeDoIt()" i josh gomila "interesantnih" deklaracija za koje ti onda treba celi dan da protumachish chemu uopshte sluzhe.