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[Miroslav Ćurčić]

Dve iz wordpressa:

// "When trying to design a foolproof system,
// never underestimate the ingenuity of the fools " -- Dougal
...
...
function set_stupidly_fast($set = false)
{

[flash_back]

steta, dodao bi nesto ali koristim samo originalan source - bedak

[aleck]

Nije baš code comment, ali se uklapa u priču, pogotovo ovo "temporaty my ass" - imam ovde u kancelariji dve najbitnije rečenice za programera.

Prva: "Broken gets fixed, shoddy lasts forever"

Druga: "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works".

[bluesman]

Moj omiljeni flowchart

                       +---------+
                       |  START  | 
                       +---------+
                            |
                            V            
            YES       ----------------       NO
      _______________/  DOES THE DAMN \_____________               
      |              \   THING WORK ? /            |
      V               ----------------             V    
+------------+                               -------------- 
| DON'T FU*K |               _______________/ DID YOU F*CK \
| WITH IT    |               |              \   WITH IT?   /
+------------+               | YES           --------------
      |                      V                     |
      |               +-------------+              | NO
      |               |  YOU STUPID |              |
      |               |   DUMBSH*T |              |
      |               +-------------+              |
      |                      |                     |
      |                 _____V_____                |
      |            NO  /           \               |
      |      _________/ DOES ANYONE \              |
      |      |        \    KNOW?    /              |
      |      |         \___________/               |
      |      |               |                     |
      |      |               | YES                 |
      |      |               V                     V
      |  +--------+   +-------------+  YES   ------------- 
      |  |  HIDE  |   |   YOU POOR  |/_____ /  WILL YOU   \
      |  |   IT   |   |   BASTARD   |\      \ CATCH HELL? /
      |  +--------+   +-------------+        ------------- 
      |      |               |                     |
      |      |               |                     | NO
      |      |               V                     V
      |      V        +-------------+       +------------+ 
      +-------------->|    STOP     |< -----| SH*TCAN IT |
                      +-------------+       +------------+

[cvele]

http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html