Najgori SQL query na svetu

[nixa]

^ ima toga dosta, ja rodjenoj majci ne mogu da objasnim da se tako to ne radi

[bOkIcA]

Imam i ja biser od pre dve godine kad sam se nesto zaradio pa sam hteo da mi upit odradi svu matematiku sveta.
Sto je najveci fazon to je i radilo jedino sto mu je trebalo par minuta.
Smejao sam se sam sebi tri dana kakav sam idiot.

No ne znam da li da objavim sacuvani...
Svi ce mi se smejati.

[razno]

Ja nemogu ni da procitam ovaj upit koliko je dugacak

[Peca]

takav upit uglavnom neka petlja generise.
niko nije bas tolko lud da takvu kobasicu rucno pravi...
jedino sto ne vode racuna koliko ta kobasica posle naraste....

[bOkIcA]

PHP kôd:

$query = "SELECT @done_date:=done_date as done_date, report.creation_date AS creation_date, report.id AS id, @hours:=hours as hours, @overtime_a:=overtime_a as overtime_a, @overtime_b:=overtime_b as overtime_b, object.name AS name, @objectId := object.id, work_type.title AS work_type, job_status.title AS job_status,
                    @sum_price_extra_material:=( SELECT SUM(extra_material.quantity * extra_material.price) FROM extra_material WHERE report.id = extra_material.id_report ) AS sum_price_extra_material,
                    @sum_price_material:=( SELECT SUM((material.quantity + ((@ttt:=material.id_article) * 0)) *
                                            ( select if (d.discount_value is null, p.price, p.price * d.discount_value / 100)  as price
                                                from `article` a, `price` p, `group` g
                                                    left join discount d on d.id_group = g.id
                                                        and d.id_object = $idObject
                                                        and d.id = (select id from discount where id_group = g.id and (date(@done_date) < end_date or end_date is null) order by id limit 1)
                                                where
                                                    a.id = @ttt
                                                    and a.id = p.id_article
                                                    and p.id = (select id from price where id_article = a.id and (date(@done_date) < end_date or end_date is null) order by id limit 1)
                                                    and a.id_group = g.id)
                                        ) FROM material WHERE report.id = material.id_report ) AS sum_price_material,
                    comment.comment,
                    @done_date as date,
                    @price_per_hour1:=( SELECT workhour FROM work_price WHERE id_object = @objectId AND end_date IS NULL ),
                    @price_per_hour:= IF ( @price_per_hour1 IS NULL, 0, @price_per_hour1 ) AS price_per_hour,
                    @price_per_overtime_a1:=( SELECT overtime_a FROM work_price WHERE id_object = @objectId AND end_date IS NULL ),
                    @price_per_overtime_a:= IF ( @price_per_overtime_a1 IS NULL, 0, @price_per_overtime_a1 ) AS price_per_overtime_a,
                    @price_per_overtime_b1:=( SELECT overtime_b FROM work_price WHERE id_object = @objectId AND end_date IS NULL ),
                    @price_per_overtime_b:= IF ( @price_per_overtime_b1 IS NULL, 0, @price_per_overtime_b1 ) AS price_per_overtime_b,
                    @hours_price:=( @hours * @price_per_hour ) as hours_price,
                    @overtime_a_price:=( @overtime_a * @price_per_overtime_a ) as overtime_a_price,
                    @overtime_b_price:=( @overtime_b * @price_per_overtime_b ) as overtime_b_price,
                    @sum_hours_prices:=( @hours_price + @overtime_a_price + @overtime_b_price ) as sum_hours_prices,
                    @sum_all_prices:=( @sum_hours_prices + ( IF ( @sum_price_extra_material is null, 0, @sum_price_extra_material ) ) + ( IF ( @sum_price_material is null, 0, @sum_price_material ) ) ) as sum_all_prices,
                    object.temp as is_temp
                FROM report
                    LEFT JOIN comment ON comment.id_report = report.id,
                    activities
                    LEFT JOIN object ON activities.id_customer = object.id
                    LEFT JOIN job_status ON activities.id_job_status = job_status.id,
                    work_type
                WHERE report.id_user = $idUser
                    AND done_date >= '$dateFrom'
                    AND done_date <= '$dateTo'
                    AND report.id_activity = activities.id
                    -- AND activities.id_job_status = 4
                    AND report.id_work_type = work_type.id
                ORDER BY is_temp ASC, date DESC"; 


kad sam vec zakuvao

[bluesman]

Bilo bi interesantno provući ovakav query kroz EXPLAIN... siguran sam da bi MySQL pozvao neki SWAT team da reaguje

[dinke]

Originalno napisao Milos Vukotic

Off Topic: 'bem ti ovakvo radno vrijeme...

Pored svega ostalog, ovo je wtf samo za sebe:
users.gender = '4112'

Je li "gender" u smislu "pol"? Koliko ih moze biti?

Ahaha, mislim da sam imao dodir sa tom bazom, ako se dobro secam pored onog klasicnog jednostavnog (male/female) tamo postoje i razne druge kategorije (lesbian, gay, shemale itd.) Ovo je 21 vek ko kaze da moze biti jednostavno

[dukacar]

Originalno napisao bluesman

Jos uvek ne mogu da poverujem u ovo sto sam video veceras. Mislim da covek koji napise ovakav query ne samo da treba da dobije otkaz nego jos i batine:

SELECT DISTINCT users.id, users.membership, (((acos(sin((35.7589*pi()/180)) * sin((users.latitude*pi()/180))+cos((35.7589*pi()/180)) * cos((users.latitude*pi()/180)) * cos(((-78.7798- users.longitude)*pi()/180))))*180/pi())*60*1.1515) as distance
FROM users
INNER JOIN laston ON users.id = laston.user_id INNER JOIN z_9 AS s9 ON users.id = s9.user_id INNER JOIN z_12 AS s12 ON users.id = s12.user_id INNER JOIN z_13 AS s13 ON users.id = s13.user_id INNER JOIN z_14 AS s14 ON users.id = s14.user_id INNER JOIN z_15 AS s15 ON users.id = s15.user_id INNER JOIN z_16 AS s16 ON users.id = s16.user_id INNER JOIN z_17 AS s17 ON users.id = s17.user_id INNER JOIN z_18 AS s18 ON users.id = s18.user_id INNER JOIN z_19 AS s19 ON users.id = s19.user_id INNER JOIN z_21 AS s21 ON users.id = s21.user_id INNER JOIN z_22 AS s22 ON users.id = s22.user_id INNER JOIN z_23 AS s23 ON users.id = s23.user_id INNER JOIN z_24 AS s24 ON users.id = s24.user_id INNER JOIN z_25 AS s25 ON users.id = s25.user_id INNER JOIN z_27 AS s27 ON users.id = s27.user_id INNER JOIN z_29 AS s29 ON users.id = s29.user_id INNER JOIN z_31 AS s31 ON users.id = s31.user_id INNER JOIN z_32 AS s32 ON users.id = s32.user_id INNER JOIN z_33 AS s33 ON users.id = s33.user_id INNER JOIN z_35 AS s35 ON users.id = s35.user_id INNER JOIN z_38 AS s38 ON users.id = s38.user_id INNER JOIN z_39 AS s39 ON users.id = s39.user_id INNER JOIN z_40 AS s40 ON users.id = s40.user_id INNER JOIN z_41 AS s41 ON users.id = s41.user_id INNER JOIN z_42 AS s42 ON users.id = s42.user_id INNER JOIN z_50 AS s50 ON users.id = s50.user_id INNER JOIN z_51 AS s51 ON users.id = s51.user_id INNER JOIN z_53 AS s53 ON users.id = s53.user_id INNER JOIN z_55 AS s55 ON users.id = s55.user_id INNER JOIN z_58 AS s58 ON users.id = s58.user_id INNER JOIN z_60 AS s60 ON users.id = s60.user_id
WHERE 1 AND users.gender = '4112' AND users.seeking = '4092' AND (s9.option_id = '137' OR s9.option_id = '138' OR s9.option_id = '139' OR s9.option_id = '140' OR s9.option_id = '141' OR s9.option_id = '142' OR s9.option_id = '433' OR s9.option_id = '434' OR s9.option_id = '481' OR s9.option_id = '482') AND (s12.option_id = '214' OR s12.option_id = '215' OR s12.option_id = '216' OR s12.option_id = '217' OR s12.option_id = '218' OR s12.option_id = '220') AND (s13.option_id = '221' OR s13.option_id = '222' OR s13.option_id = '223' OR s13.option_id = '224' OR s13.option_id = '225' OR s13.option_id = '226' OR s13.option_id = '227' OR s13.option_id = '429' OR s13.option_id = '435' OR s13.option_id = '495') AND (s14.option_id = '228' OR s14.option_id = '229' OR s14.option_id = '230' OR s14.option_id = '231' OR s14.option_id = '488' OR s14.option_id = '489' OR s14.option_id = '646') AND (s15.option_id = '232' OR s15.option_id = '233' OR s15.option_id = '234' OR s15.option_id = '645') AND (s16.option_id = '238' OR s16.option_id = '239' OR s16.option_id = '240') AND (s17.option_id = '242' OR s17.option_id = '243' OR s17.option_id = '244' OR s17.option_id = '245' OR s17.option_id = '246' OR s17.option_id = '436') AND (s18.option_id = '248' OR s18.option_id = '249' OR s18.option_id = '250' OR s18.option_id = '251' OR s18.option_id = '252' OR s18.option_id = '253' OR s18.option_id = '254' OR s18.option_id = '437') AND (s19.option_id = '256' OR s19.option_id = '257' OR s19.option_id = '258' OR s19.option_id = '259' OR s19.option_id = '260' OR s19.option_id = '261' OR s19.option_id = '262' OR s19.option_id = '263' OR s19.option_id = '264' OR s19.option_id = '265') AND (s21.option_id = '276' OR s21.option_id = '277' OR s21.option_id = '278' OR s21.option_id = '279' OR s21.option_id = '280' OR s21.option_id = '281' OR s21.option_id = '282' OR s21.option_id = '283') AND (s22.option_id = '285' OR s22.option_id = '286' OR s22.option_id = '287' OR s22.option_id = '288' OR s22.option_id = '492' OR s22.option_id = '493' OR s22.option_id = '494') AND (s23.option_id = '290' OR s23.option_id = '291' OR s23.option_id = '292' OR s23.option_id = '491' OR s23.option_id = '663') AND (s24.option_id = '294' OR s24.option_id = '295' OR s24.option_id = '296' OR s24.option_id = '297' OR s24.option_id = '298') AND (s25.option_id = '299' OR s25.option_id = '300' OR s25.option_id = '301' OR s25.option_id = '302' OR s25.option_id = '454' OR s25.option_id = '455') AND (s27.option_id = '312' OR s27.option_id = '313' OR s27.option_id = '314' OR s27.option_id = '315' OR s27.option_id = '316' OR s27.option_id = '317' OR s27.option_id = '318' OR s27.option_id = '319' OR s27.option_id = '320' OR s27.option_id = '344') AND (s29.option_id = '321' OR s29.option_id = '322' OR s29.option_id = '323' OR s29.option_id = '324' OR s29.option_id = '325' OR s29.option_id = '326' OR s29.option_id = '327' OR s29.option_id = '328' OR s29.option_id = '329' OR s29.option_id = '330') AND (s31.option_id = '333' OR s31.option_id = '334' OR s31.option_id = '335' OR s31.option_id = '336' OR s31.option_id = '337' OR s31.option_id = '338' OR s31.option_id = '339' OR s31.option_id = '341' OR s31.option_id = '342') AND (s32.option_id = '348' OR s32.option_id = '350' OR s32.option_id = '351' OR s32.option_id = '352' OR s32.option_id = '353' OR s32.option_id = '354' OR s32.option_id = '355' OR s32.option_id = '356' OR s32.option_id = '357' OR s32.option_id = '358') AND (s33.option_id = '362' OR s33.option_id = '363' OR s33.option_id = '364' OR s33.option_id = '365' OR s33.option_id = '366' OR s33.option_id = '367' OR s33.option_id = '368' OR s33.option_id = '369' OR s33.option_id = '370' OR s33.option_id = '371') AND (s35.option_id = '372' OR s35.option_id = '373' OR s35.option_id = '374' OR s35.option_id = '375' OR s35.option_id = '449' OR s35.option_id = '450' OR s35.option_id = '567' OR s35.option_id = '568' OR s35.option_id = '569' OR s35.option_id = '571') AND (s38.option_id = '376' OR s38.option_id = '377' OR s38.option_id = '378' OR s38.option_id = '379' OR s38.option_id = '380' OR s38.option_id = '381' OR s38.option_id = '382' OR s38.option_id = '383' OR s38.option_id = '384' OR s38.option_id = '385') AND (s39.option_id = '386' OR s39.option_id = '387' OR s39.option_id = '388' OR s39.option_id = '389' OR s39.option_id = '390' OR s39.option_id = '391' OR s39.option_id = '392' OR s39.option_id = '393' OR s39.option_id = '394' OR s39.option_id = '395') AND (s40.option_id = '402' OR s40.option_id = '403' OR s40.option_id = '404' OR s40.option_id = '405' OR s40.option_id = '406' OR s40.option_id = '407' OR s40.option_id = '408' OR s40.option_id = '409' OR s40.option_id = '410' OR s40.option_id = '411') AND (s41.option_id = '413' OR s41.option_id = '414' OR s41.option_id = '415' OR s41.option_id = '416' OR s41.option_id = '417' OR s41.option_id = '418' OR s41.option_id = '419') AND (s42.option_id = '421' OR s42.option_id = '422' OR s42.option_id = '423' OR s42.option_id = '424' OR s42.option_id = '425' OR s42.option_id = '426' OR s42.option_id = '427' OR s42.option_id = '453' OR s42.option_id = '641' OR s42.option_id = '643') AND (s50.option_id = '496' OR s50.option_id = '497' OR s50.option_id = '498' OR s50.option_id = '499' OR s50.option_id = '500' OR s50.option_id = '501' OR s50.option_id = '502' OR s50.option_id = '503' OR s50.option_id = '504' OR s50.option_id = '505') AND (s51.option_id = '509' OR s51.option_id = '510' OR s51.option_id = '511' OR s51.option_id = '512' OR s51.option_id = '513' OR s51.option_id = '514' OR s51.option_id = '515' OR s51.option_id = '516' OR s51.option_id = '517' OR s51.option_id = '518') AND (s53.option_id = '538' OR s53.option_id = '539' OR s53.option_id = '540' OR s53.option_id = '541' OR s53.option_id = '542' OR s53.option_id = '543' OR s53.option_id = '544' OR s53.option_id = '545' OR s53.option_id = '546' OR s53.option_id = '547') AND (s55.option_id = '4152' OR s55.option_id = '4162' OR s55.option_id = '4172' OR s55.option_id = '4182' OR s55.option_id = '4192' OR s55.option_id = '4202' OR s55.option_id = '4212' OR s55.option_id = '4222' OR s55.option_id = '4232' OR s55.option_id = '4242') AND (s58.option_id = '605' OR s58.option_id = '606' OR s58.option_id = '607' OR s58.option_id = '608' OR s58.option_id = '609' OR s58.option_id = '610' OR s58.option_id = '611' OR s58.option_id = '612' OR s58.option_id = '613' OR s58.option_id = '614') AND (s60.option_id = '682' OR s60.option_id = '683') AND users.approved = '1' AND users.deleted = '0' and users.main_photo_id !=0 AND (users.latitude > 35.3239421622 AND users.latitude < 36.1938578378) AND (users.longitude > -79.3142578966 AND users.longitude < -78.2453421034) AND users.dob > '1957-03-19' AND users.dob < '1988-03-19' AND users.id != '1' AND users.id NOT IN (SELECT blocked_user_id FROM blocked WHERE user_id = '1') AND users.id NOT IN (SELECT user_id FROM personal_definitions_attention) ORDER BY distance ASC LIMIT 500


Ovo sam dobio od coveka koji odrzava jedan server i koji kao i ja ne moze da se nacudi koji ludak moze ovo da napise. Hajde neko ako sme neka pusti ovaj query

Je moj query, hvala svima na komentarima.

Sada jos nesto, primetio sam da svako nesto malo zapljune ali niko nije pruzio neku ideju za resenje ovakvih problema, mislim svi su pametni kada ne moraju da rese problem, jel?

Baza je takva kakva je i nisam je ja pravio, cak nisam pravio ni originalni query, nego samo prilagodio sistem da sljaka i isti sljaka, prethodno je zapucavao na vise od 10 uslova (sxx.option_id).
Sam kod iz formulara kreira query, tabele su denormalizovane da bi uopste mogao da se izvrsi.

Zahtev je takav da treba da odradi 100 uslova + ovo ostalo, suludo je znam ali ne odlucujem ja o ovakvim stvarima.

Mislim Bluesmane da radimo za istu firmu tako da mozes da mi sredis otkaz a za batine nisam siguran. Takodje mislim da bi prvo trebao da se obratis kolegama ako smatras da nesto moze bolje a onda da postujes savet kako se izbegavaju komplikovani queriji.

Ako neko ima neku ideju koja bi resila ovu stvar, bio bih mu zahvalan da je podeli sa mnom jer, iskreno, ni meni se ovo bas ne svidja. tu sam ako ima nekih pitanja.

Pozdrav svima i ne znam sta bih jos rekao, hvala vam.

[jasmanac]

Mislim Bluesmane da radimo za istu firmu tako da mozes da mi sredis otkaz a za batine nisam siguran.

[bOkIcA]

Kako li je tema iznikla posle godinu i par meseci a prva poruka tek sad postala aktuelna?!