Office Geek Slang

bluesman · 22. 06. 2007.

404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking John. He’s 404.”

Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. “I dunno, ask Rick. He’s our alpha geek.”

Bookmark - To take note of a person for future reference. “After seeing his cool demo at Siggraph, I bookmarked him.”

CGI Joe - A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.

Chips and Salsa - Chips = hardware, salsa = software. “First we gotta figure out if the problem’s in your chips or your salsa.”

Cobweb - A WWW site that never changes.

Gray Matter - Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms trying to appear more professional and established.

Plug-and-Play - A new hire who doesn’t require training. “That new guy is totally plug-and-play.”

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Peca · 22. 06. 2007.

a jel vam se desava da podsvesno izgovorite LOL ponekad, a da niste uopste razmisljali da li ce to neko [ko je prisutan] uopste razumeti?

teknoledge · 22. 06. 2007.

Hehe, definitivno mi treba "plug-and-play" guy

BrainDamage · 23. 06. 2007.

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Originalno napisao Peca

a jel vam se desava da podsvesno izgovorite LOL ponekad, a da niste uopste razmisljali da li ce to neko [ko je prisutan] uopste razumeti?

Nazalost

U pekari sam zamalo trazio "defaultne perece". Pita prodavacica:"Hoces suve ili ove...", a ja:"Ma, da, te d..." - u zadnjem trenutku sam progutao "defautne"

Ivan · 23. 06. 2007.

Isto ovde, default, lol, omg, switch i sl ...

Bojan Zivanovic · 23. 06. 2007.

Otme mi se ponekad LOL, a imam naviku i da kazem "po defaultu"...

robi-bobi · 23. 06. 2007.

ajd to nego kad se vratim u srbiju i treba nekom prijatelju da objasnim nesto na compu onda pocnem da mu pricam na nekom bugarsko srpsko engleskom sa tim tech izrazima

evo ovde kad pisem, nemam problema, al kad sam s nekim s kim se dobro znam i pricamo usmeno, odmah mi mozak ide na odmor i pocnem automatski da brkam jezike

dobro kad ne pricam u PHP-u

McKracken · 23. 06. 2007.

Ja redovno koristim "Odoh da se resetujem" ili iz druge struke Prezupcio mi mozak".

Peca · 23. 06. 2007.

hm, da... "po difoltu" se i meni cesto otima, i nema pravila gde i kada

na banalnim stvarima, recimo "po difoltu uzimam to-i-to"...

Milos Vukotic · 23. 06. 2007.

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Originalno napisao McKracken

...iz druge struke "Prezupcio mi mozak".

i ja cesto pominjem klipove, karike i (posebno) dihtung glave...

22. 06. 2007.	#1
bluesman Goran Pilipović Sir Write-a-Lot Datum učlanjenja: 18.05.2005 Lokacija: Beograd Poruke: 5.450 Hvala: 288 1.247 "Hvala" u 446 poruka	Office Geek Slang 404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking John. He’s 404.” Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. “I dunno, ask Rick. He’s our alpha geek.” Bookmark - To take note of a person for future reference. “After seeing his cool demo at Siggraph, I bookmarked him.” CGI Joe - A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure. Chips and Salsa - Chips = hardware, salsa = software. “First we gotta figure out if the problem’s in your chips or your salsa.” Cobweb - A WWW site that never changes. Gray Matter - Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms trying to appear more professional and established. Plug-and-Play - A new hire who doesn’t require training. “That new guy is totally plug-and-play.” Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. __________________ Goran Pilipović a.k.a. Ugly Fingers Bradley f.k.a. bluesman I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right!

22. 06. 2007.	#2
Peca Super Moderator Knowledge base Datum učlanjenja: 02.10.2006 Lokacija: Niš Poruke: 1.618 Hvala: 263 275 "Hvala" u 104 poruka	a jel vam se desava da podsvesno izgovorite LOL ponekad, a da niste uopste razmisljali da li ce to neko [ko je prisutan] uopste razumeti? __________________ Vesti \| MyCity \| Igrice \| Zaštita od virusa

23. 06. 2007.	#5
Ivan Psychedelictrance freak Wrote a book Datum učlanjenja: 04.06.2006 Lokacija: Srbija, Beograd Poruke: 1.008 Hvala: 325 933 "Hvala" u 34 poruka	Isto ovde, default, lol, omg, switch i sl ... __________________ Testiranje bezbednosti web aplikacija

23. 06. 2007.	#6
Bojan Zivanovic profesionalac Professional Datum učlanjenja: 06.06.2005 Lokacija: Pančevo - Pariz Poruke: 287 Hvala: 6 8 "Hvala" u 8 poruka	Otme mi se ponekad LOL, a imam naviku i da kazem "po defaultu"... __________________ The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

23. 06. 2007.	#9
Peca Super Moderator Knowledge base Datum učlanjenja: 02.10.2006 Lokacija: Niš Poruke: 1.618 Hvala: 263 275 "Hvala" u 104 poruka	hm, da... "po difoltu" se i meni cesto otima, i nema pravila gde i kada na banalnim stvarima, recimo "po difoltu uzimam to-i-to"... __________________ Vesti \| MyCity \| Igrice \| Zaštita od virusa

22. 06. 2007.	#3
teknoledge Milos Matovic Qualified Datum učlanjenja: 29.05.2007 Lokacija: Belgrader Poruke: 157 Hvala: 15 11 "Hvala" u 6 poruka	Hehe, definitivno mi treba "plug-and-play" guy

23. 06. 2007.	#7
robi-bobi expert Grand Master Datum učlanjenja: 05.10.2005 Lokacija: Sofia, Bulgaria Poruke: 805 Hvala: 222 958 "Hvala" u 68 poruka	ajd to nego kad se vratim u srbiju i treba nekom prijatelju da objasnim nesto na compu onda pocnem da mu pricam na nekom bugarsko srpsko engleskom sa tim tech izrazima evo ovde kad pisem, nemam problema, al kad sam s nekim s kim se dobro znam i pricamo usmeno, odmah mi mozak ide na odmor i pocnem automatski da brkam jezike dobro kad ne pricam u PHP-u

23. 06. 2007.	#8
McKracken Siva eminencija Grand Master Datum učlanjenja: 24.06.2005 Lokacija: Belgrade Poruke: 930 Hvala: 192 259 "Hvala" u 129 poruka	Ja redovno koristim "Odoh da se resetujem" ili iz druge struke Prezupcio mi mozak".

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